nuagedeau | Fic:15 minutes ficlet

Ficlet challenge: 15 minutes - 5) Fantasy
jaemin
G
fluff and crackish
pointless
dialogue style
169 words

Once upon a time, there was a muffin to be eaten.
The muffin looked warm and soft. A chocolate one with a melting heart.

It was The Muffin.

Unfortunately, a very mean monster was guarding it. He had made The Muffin and was now condemning It not to be eaten.

Mean and cruel.

"Changmin. No is no."

"And stingy."

"No."

"Think of the poor muffin."

"No."

"All alone. Poor thing. What a sad muffin."

"A muffin can’t be sad and I am not a monster."

"You are hurting the muffin's feelings. You are mean."

"No and a thousand times no. It’s not for you anyway. And don’t look at me like a kicked puppy. You ate all the ones I made last time."

"It was their destiny to be eaten. Like it is for this lonely muffin."

"Don’t worry. Its destiny will be accomplished. Just not by your stomach. Now go bother some other monster before I eat you."

"Well, if it’s my destiny to be devoured by a monster…"

Once upon a time, there was a cheeky muffin that was relished by a loving monster.